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		<title>DVLA Vehicle Licensing Online</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My bike is safely tucked up for winter (apart from the odd bit of fettling). So being a dutiful citizen, I declared SORN online when the tax disc expired in the Autumn. So far, so good. I have a couple of ride-outs coming up in a few weeks, so it&#8217;s time for me to apply [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My bike is safely tucked up for winter (apart from the odd bit of fettling). So being a dutiful citizen, I declared SORN online when the tax disc expired in the Autumn.</p>
<p>So far, so good.</p>
<p>I have a couple of ride-outs coming up in a few weeks, so it&#8217;s time for me to apply for a tax disc to run from 1 April &#8211; I&#8217;ll do 6 months which will take me through my riding season from Kawasaki Day at the Ace Café London through to the ZRXOC Medbourne Meet in September.</p>
<p>Bearing in mind, you have to allow sufficient time for postage, etc. I thought I&#8217;d tax it today to run from 1 April.</p>
<p>No. You can&#8217;t do that. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.vehiclelicence.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/" title="External hyperlink to DVLA">The stupid system</a> will only accept my taxing the bike from 1 March, so the Government is insisting I pay tax for the last 24 days, plus however long it would take for the tax disc to arrive after they process the application tomorrow. Let&#8217;s see &#8230; yes, it would probably arrive around the 1 April and I&#8217;d have been unable to use the bike for the first month of the six I&#8217;d have paid for, plus I wouldn&#8217;t be legal if I wanted to do the September meet.</p>
<p>Absolutely useless!</p>
<p>Of course this is operated by the same people who tried to claim that the latest Budget was all for environmentally friendly vehicles &#8230; whilst upping the tax for bikes. Bikes that are perfect for single &#8216;occupancy&#8217; commutes. And those that do not cause congestion&#8230;</p>
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		<title>1&amp;1 Internet Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, this self-proclaimed &#8220;World&#8217;s No.1 Webhost&#8221; are showing that they are in fact the world&#8217;s no. 1 useless bunch of tossers. All the websites we host with them that rely on databases to function are down. Their new premium rate customer services number allows you to call them, start racking up the charges and then after [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, this self-proclaimed &#8220;World&#8217;s No.1 Webhost&#8221; are showing that they are in fact the world&#8217;s no. 1 useless bunch of tossers.</p>
<p>All the websites we host with them that rely on databases to function are down. Their new premium rate customer services number allows you to call them, start racking up the charges and then after being put on hold they tell you that all their advisers are busy, goodbye and insist you hang up.</p>
<p>Nice little earner for them, eh?</p>
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