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		<title>DVLA Lincoln</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Lincoln office of the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Office have apparently built up a backlog of registrations, etc. Which means that due to their incompetence and inability to cope with what should be planned demand, I cannot get a tax disc or get the personalised registration number for my new car. And that means [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Lincoln office of the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Office have apparently built up a backlog of registrations, etc. Which means that due to their incompetence and inability to cope with what should be planned demand, I cannot get a tax disc or get the personalised registration number for my new car. And that means that I cannot pick up my new car.</p>
<p>So I thought I&#8217;d ring them to find out the status. The website for the Lincoln DVLA local office says:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;For enquiries about vehicles: 0300 790 6802 (Textphone minicom users 0300 123 1279).</p>
<p>For enquiries about driving licences: 0300 790 6801 (Textphone minicom users 0300 123 1278).</p>
<p>Please note, all calls are handled initially by our call centre based in Swansea.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Which would be fine, if DVLA Swansea actually answered their calls. The recorded message I got today says that due to high call demand they cannot answer my call and so it hung up the call.</p>
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		<title>DVLA Registrations Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m looking to buy a plonker plate through the DVLA Registrations website. This requires you to set up an account and log in. So this morning I registered on the site which then immediately fell over: &#8220;service unavailable sorry&#8230; This service is temporarily unavailable. Your last action cannot be completed and details have not been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m looking to buy a plonker plate through <a title="External hyperlink" href="http://dvlaregistrations.direct.gov.uk/" target="_blank">the DVLA Registrations website</a>. This requires you to set up an account and log in. So this morning I registered on the site which then immediately fell over:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;service unavailable<br />
sorry&#8230;</p>
<p>This service is temporarily unavailable. Your last action cannot be completed and details have not been recorded.</p>
<p>If you have not received confirmation of a successful transaction then your application has been cancelled.</p>
<p>Please click the button below to return to the DVLA Personalised Registrations home page.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>And that&#8217;s how it remains at present: you can search and view the public site but try and log in&#8230;</p>
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		<title>DVLA Vehicle Licensing Online</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My bike is safely tucked up for winter (apart from the odd bit of fettling). So being a dutiful citizen, I declared SORN online when the tax disc expired in the Autumn. So far, so good. I have a couple of ride-outs coming up in a few weeks, so it&#8217;s time for me to apply [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My bike is safely tucked up for winter (apart from the odd bit of fettling). So being a dutiful citizen, I declared SORN online when the tax disc expired in the Autumn.</p>
<p>So far, so good.</p>
<p>I have a couple of ride-outs coming up in a few weeks, so it&#8217;s time for me to apply for a tax disc to run from 1 April &#8211; I&#8217;ll do 6 months which will take me through my riding season from Kawasaki Day at the Ace Café London through to the ZRXOC Medbourne Meet in September.</p>
<p>Bearing in mind, you have to allow sufficient time for postage, etc. I thought I&#8217;d tax it today to run from 1 April.</p>
<p>No. You can&#8217;t do that. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.vehiclelicence.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/" title="External hyperlink to DVLA">The stupid system</a> will only accept my taxing the bike from 1 March, so the Government is insisting I pay tax for the last 24 days, plus however long it would take for the tax disc to arrive after they process the application tomorrow. Let&#8217;s see &#8230; yes, it would probably arrive around the 1 April and I&#8217;d have been unable to use the bike for the first month of the six I&#8217;d have paid for, plus I wouldn&#8217;t be legal if I wanted to do the September meet.</p>
<p>Absolutely useless!</p>
<p>Of course this is operated by the same people who tried to claim that the latest Budget was all for environmentally friendly vehicles &#8230; whilst upping the tax for bikes. Bikes that are perfect for single &#8216;occupancy&#8217; commutes. And those that do not cause congestion&#8230;</p>
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